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NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed


Old Saw -




IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)


TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: 1971 chevelle ss
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

rodtoo40 - September 16, 2012, 12:16 pm
Try 1970 SS 454 for the win.
M0rd3kaI - August 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Airman!! if you don't mind to, upload this to MotoFake please?
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:44 am
...and "linkage" referred to positive or progressive.
fatelvis - August 17, 2012, 2:34 pm
d*** you Dr Atkins.


CARTRIDGE CHESS - A game for high caliber players.


TAGS: cartridge chess
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:43 pm
Nice catch! I wish there had been a larger round, the queen would make a nice bishop. Sh**gun carts for the rooks are genius though.
TheOne - November 14, 2012, 7:49 pm
Well done. 5L.
twill1962 - November 3, 2012, 10:01 pm
Hate to be the "Chess Nazi," but the "Gold" queen should be on black, since the "silver" queen is on white. Just sayin'. Oh, BTW: 5Ls.
falloutghoul - October 24, 2012, 8:21 am
I think this can also go to MilitaryLulz.


THE SWEDISH CHEF - Vurt Da Furk !


TAGS: swedish chef vurt da furk
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Budog

lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:40 pm

Oh, ya! Yew betch'a!
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 3:53 pm
'Vurt Da Furk' I gotta use that next week


MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.




TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.




OCCUPY .................. -




THE BEST WAY - to find out if you can trust someone is to trust them


TAGS: antelope cheetahs
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellezs - November 17, 2011, 7:35 pm
Well put!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:04 pm
geez...kids, don't listen to him :))


FOR MEN WHO THINK - A woman's place is in the kitchen, just remember that's where the knives are kept.


TAGS: men who think women kitchen
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Budog

M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Good thing then, wouldn't want to venture too close to that after the warning in this poster
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2012, 3:21 pm
I suppose it's all right. The wife usually keeps the salt on the dinner table, far away from the kitchen :D
Budog - April 24, 2012, 2:19 pm
This is another one that "Ass My Laugh off" on facebook has already ripped off...
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:34 pm
I didn't say anything about firearms nor women... but then again, with microchips these days XD
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:33 pm
Sarcasm is best achieved with a pinch of salt... should I go get you some?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
The chest is not what they go for. Look at Lorena Bobbitt, she DIDN’T plunge a knife through her husband’s chest.
lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:17 am

With all due respect, what you guys know about guns, knives, and women can be stuffed into the cap of an acorn.
spypengen - April 22, 2012, 7:59 pm
they may have the knives but men have the guns 5L for the lols
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:03 pm
Not the type of knives that are worth shoving into a persons chest, blades are too thin. nice one Budog


WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - comes great responsibility




ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


Foreboding -


TAGS: chesty puller was a genius
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

steve1961 - July 22, 2015, 5:35 pm
Nothing good but Spider Powers!
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:41 pm
now THAT's Motigood
JesusWept - July 21, 2015, 8:14 pm
Excellent! L L L L L


FREDDIE MERCURY - No matter what you do your 'stache will never be as awesome as this




Nietzsche -


TAGS: mustache
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Doug

NAPalm - September 8, 2008, 3:34 am
dude, this is my wallpaper now
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 11:21 am
his chin too, wtf
Sean - May 9, 2008, 1:04 pm
This is pretty funny, Doug. And the little Nietsche that I have read tells me that it is true.


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
And MUCH more fun!


Ye Olde Redneck Dreamcatcher -


TAGS: dreamcatcher
Rating: 4.73/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 7:50 pm

I bet with granny panties you'd wake up and find oatmeal cookies under your pillow.
Greybeard - August 13, 2013, 12:24 am
Ha Ha Ha. Absolutely great.
curlyrocks - August 12, 2013, 7:16 pm
My Ex makes actual dream catchers, she would KILL ME if I had one of those. I'll take 6.


CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.


TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Shuteabaker

Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl a** why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


SAD CLOWN -


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm
No one mentioned g** clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L


THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...




FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't


TAGS: we are pretty small in the whole scheme
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

jejeloman - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am
I just feel owned right now... XD 5/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:48 pm
Learn something new. Never heard of that last few.
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 7:35 am
Inspiration to my "Life" moti. Thanks Airman
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:13 pm
thank you space
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
I can't believe I didn't already vote on this one. It just needs one more.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:10 pm
holy **** he's here!
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm
bettlejuice.. beetlejuice.. say it once, say it twice.
Shithead - October 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Ahhh, this is more like it. 5 lions for you, sir.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:45 am
... for a moment, to truly appreciate how unique our situation seems to be.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:43 am
I think I know the feeling of which you speak. We have a very useful mental shield that stops us from thinking about the unimaginable scale of the known universe. Otherwise, we'd go totally barmy. But, sometimes, we need to let those shields down...
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:38 am
5 ph**os. too early to count
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:35 am
no offense taken whatsoever. The planets and stars have always interested me, and sometimes, the vastness is a bit hard to comprehend. This series of 4 ph**os came to me in an email, and I got the same feeling in my stomach that I did when I was young
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:07 am
... not have been your intent, and I apologise if I cause offence, but it merely reminded me of this question of mine. In case its not bleeding obvious, I'm an existentialist, believing there is no meaning in the universe other than what we make...
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:03 am
Great Poster, but I've always wondered. Why, exactly, should we feel insignificant just because the universe is so vast? Yes, we should be humble, but there is a big difference between respectful humility and feelings of total insignificance. This may..
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - October 6, 2009, 4:41 am
Bah! The larger stars burn out quicker.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:43 pm
d***! Throw an in on the front.....tnks
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:42 pm
And to this day I haven't had one on the left. Not one. Makes me really feel.......hold on, what's a good word? *Looks up* Oooooo that's it!!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:39 pm
Ha! Mine average 8, and 24 is my highest. Yeah Airman and LogicDude kick a**. They've got fans. Hell, they probably have groupies.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
100 in a week? 42 votes is my highest. And that's been soaking for a bit more than a week....42? And two of them are....well you know.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:26 pm
Almost 100 votes in a week. The Airman has loads of fans.
amina - October 3, 2009, 9:23 pm
beetlejuice.....HOLY HELL HE'S REAL!!!! jk
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:59 pm
Don't do it.....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:58 pm
beetlejuice....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:43 pm
beetlejuice
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:08 pm
it...It...IT! Nothing... I must be missing something.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 4:17 pm
Don't f***ing say it three times!
Bort - October 3, 2009, 3:43 pm
Not smart but yes that's how it's pronounced. Like the movie.
_dog - October 3, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey all you shmart guys. Is the 2nd largest is this pic pronounced beetlejuice?
Hoop - October 3, 2009, 10:32 am
"smaller" than what exactly? Antares is one of the biggest stars known. VY Canis Majoris IS this biggest star known.
Kaarox - October 3, 2009, 3:29 am
The beautiful thing is; these are classified as smaller 'colder' suns.
roflcakesilove - October 3, 2009, 2:55 am
my nuts are bigger then Antares
xxx - October 2, 2009, 1:00 pm
Very impressive, I had no idea there were suns that huge. This poster should hang in every science room in every school...
Boot - October 1, 2009, 8:55 pm
VY Canis Majoris is about 2.5 times Antares' diameter. Too cool.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:56 am
That's cool
Solgard - October 1, 2009, 6:38 am
5 lions indeed
KDP3 - October 1, 2009, 4:29 am
my dad is a war veteran! take that Makriev's dad
Makriev - October 1, 2009, 4:12 am
"Oh Yeah? My dad can beat your dad" That was the first thing that came to my mind... crazy huh?
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:11 pm
This is just beautiful. 5 unjustifiably self-important lions.
KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:04 pm
Well Antarces don't have **** on Sol!
spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:07 pm
Excellent demotivator. (Beetlejuice? Really?)


CHEWY - he will protect you but watch out he will also chew on your sofa




LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.




MUSTACHE CLUB - The first rule of Mustache Club is... don't be in Mustache Club


TAGS: funny club mustache
Rating: 4.27/5

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Sean - May 29, 2010, 1:31 pm
Hilarious poster. Cool punchline. Totally worthy of the pic. But now a sobering thought: whatta the odds that there isn't at least one aunt and/or a sister (of this clan) who are breaking rule #1 of mustache club?
agdaniele - May 27, 2010, 2:41 am
LMFAO! This is gold!


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.


"GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it?


TAGS: ***ism trope kitchen knives pwned
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2016, 6:31 pm
I actually know of a few men who are still off that belief. Needless to say I'm no longer their friend.
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:35 pm
Good one - picture and original text.


PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.


TAGS: cheese packers tophats greenbay football
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by mikejam

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:38 pm
I live next to Titletown. How do you think I feel?


KITCHENVILLE -


TAGS: kitchenville farmville ***ist ***ism
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
"your"
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:42 pm
Whats an err woman?


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


LIFE -


TAGS: cheese macaroni life bland spice
Rating: 4.65/5

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5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 1:53 am
REALLY? The word "h**" is censored? maybe I should have said "hawt dogs"
5150monkeylove - June 10, 2013, 12:08 am
Pack of h** Dogs is more fitting due to my career path, lol
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 10:02 pm

Little Smokies, Monkey. Little Smokies.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 9:26 pm
Even as a child I would walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) to find a pack of h** Dogs, slaughter them, and add to the mix. Rebel I am.
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:56 pm
I actually love Mac n' Cheese when following the instructions. So cheesy...
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:00 pm

An INSPIRING poster!~
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2013, 11:31 am
A GREAT poster! I can testify. (Also, if that recipe doesn't work out, deep-fry!)
GaryO - June 9, 2013, 11:10 am
Yes, yes it is. Still a good poster, however. If in a hurry, I’d just toss that on the skillet and fry it up.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 4:04 am
ummm... ok Is this a lost point?
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:41 am

Serve with green onions and h** yellow peppers.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:40 am

Cook the pasta. Drain it. Add a can of tuna, also drained, and a can of cream of chicken soup. Mix in the cheese packet. Put the whole mess in a greased, ,ovenproof dish. Top with cheese slices and crushed crackers. Bake in 400 degree oven for 15 minutes.
Silverheart - June 9, 2013, 12:07 am

Crumbled bacon makes mac n' cheese awesomer.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 12:01 am
I agree. But more people put a twist on ramen, as opposed to mac-n-cheese
CloudchaserS - June 8, 2013, 11:36 pm
Ramen is rather bland made according to directions, I add in cayenne pepper, onion flakes, peanut b***er, sauce of my choosing then I dribble Tabasco on the noodles just before putting them in my mouth


WHERE'S YOUR LICENSE? - It's on the bumper. Back there, man.


TAGS: cheech and chong
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 3:00 am
I remember when he said that.


LIFE, AS IN CHESS - If you think about it, all the king is, is a glorified pawn Whereas the queen is the key to his survival. So let’s hop to it ladies, those sammiches won’t make themselves




KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

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alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


TOUCHE MY FRIEND - Touche


TAGS: touche
Rating: 3.14/5

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Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:07 pm
So, Derek, you're saying...he's a pirate? Ha, fencing terms elude me, as I am an American. You might as well be talking about soccer. This is a good poster 4/5
Derek - October 18, 2009, 4:54 pm
If he's not wearing a plastron, it could mean a broken rib


WE GOT HER - She had escaped from the kitchen !


TAGS: we got her escaped kitchen
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

tugglug - June 16, 2013, 4:48 pm
WELL PUT HER BACK! I wanted my samich TEN MINITS ago!


IS THIS THE RIGHT PLACE - For the Packers cheerleader tryouts?




I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER -




VEGAN WITCHES BREW - Eye of potato, ear of corn, head of lettuce ...


TAGS: vegan witches brew
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

the1stCOMMI3 - October 9, 2011, 10:43 pm
aaaaand vóila! Mashed potatoe5!!!


A PSYCHOPATH -


TAGS: neitzsche
Rating: 4.82/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2013, 9:42 pm
I choose to walk.....on the less beaten sociopath. 5 cowardly lions.
Silverheart - February 11, 2013, 9:00 pm

The almighty Kubrick 5tare. Maximum Lion Votage!
spacedog - February 11, 2013, 8:44 pm
Great stuff RL. 5's across the board.
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 7:41 pm
The Lord rolleth. Nice uptick of the good stuff, RL.


MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS - Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it.


TAGS: la marche futile
Rating: 3.88/5

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pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 9:05 pm
did someone ph**oshop the hurdles out? 4L's


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TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)


Lord Douche Bag -


TAGS: cheerleader
Rating: 3.29/5

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ROFL - January 18, 2009, 4:30 am
Lord Douchebag. That's funny.


YOUR CHEATING HEART -


TAGS: cheaters repeat
Rating: 4.98/5

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twill1962 - October 29, 2012, 10:03 pm
If you maryy, your old position (lover) will become vacant, and a new h**tie wiull be acquired.
Zetmonk - March 6, 2012, 5:09 am
Yes, it IS that simple. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2012, 11:10 pm
It's amazing how people can delude themselves. 5
Iconoclast - March 5, 2012, 7:09 pm
"But I'm different. She really loves me." Great poster. 5L
mariand - March 5, 2012, 4:53 pm
I found this very true... and I'm sure there are only a few people who realy care about this reality before it happens.


DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05




SHENANIGANS - Ours are cheeky and fun.


TAGS: super troopers shenanigans cheeky fun
Rating: 2.67/5

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MO - November 21, 2009, 7:49 pm
I don't wanna! But I have to! 5


STAYING SINGLE -


TAGS: bachelor single relationship old loneliness
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:41 am
Yeah, growing old naturally without a woman to hack on him more than likely gave him a few MORE years to live! Nothin' wrong with this picture. 5L
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 10:43 am
The irony of it all is staying single allowed him to grow old naturally...5/5
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:18 am
and with "pull my finger" you probably mean "pull my stinger"?! 5L to the lonely heart
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:36 am
it's not any fun being alone...nobody to lean over and say "pull my finger" to.5L


CHECKING IN - Like a Boss




YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE KITCHEN - Would You Care To Repeat It ?


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by MustyK

shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm
*whips out sh**gun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey **** my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


AMERICAN MUSCLE - Going 0 to 60 in 3 gallons and picking hybrids out of the grill.


TAGS: awesome chevelle
Rating: 3.96/5

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twill1962 - August 21, 2012, 12:59 pm
My brother had a 1970 Chevelle SS 396 with a 402 big block and a racing transmission. When you double-punched the gas you could actually see the gas needle move! It was unbeaten in the quarter and could pass anything but a gas station!
Airman - September 8, 2010, 1:32 pm
I still want one of these
Reality Lord - September 8, 2010, 7:36 am

5l nice. chevelle malibu ss?


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


HAPPINESS IS... - Grilled cheese and tomato soup. You cannot disagree with this without lying.


TAGS: grilled cheese tomato soup
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 3:12 pm
5L!
cicilia - February 10, 2014, 11:08 pm
Grill Cheese ok, tomato soup is a big fat disgusting "NO!" how anyone can eat a grill cheese with tomato soup just amazes me, that stuff is absolutely disgusting.
deecougar - January 23, 2013, 7:59 pm
Of course you can disagree ... I disagree because I absolutely HATE tomato soup - love grilled cheese - hate tomato soup
CloudchaserS - January 9, 2013, 5:07 am
Try it, you might like it :-)
CloudchaserS - January 9, 2013, 5:05 am
You should at least try it :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2013, 11:32 am
yeah, that's gross.
GaryO - January 8, 2013, 10:01 am
I am now sick to my stomach
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2013, 9:50 am
This is my 2nd favorite lunch in the winter. But I put sharp cheddar chunks in the soup and bacon on the grilled cheese.....and that's why I weigh 250lbs.
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2013, 1:11 am
I also liked pb&j with cream of mushroom for a dip. Still do
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:47 am
Steak is happiness, this is homesickness food
Rudedog - January 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
This is pure childhood heaven. A ding dong for dessert please.
robbidos - January 7, 2013, 7:48 pm
i'll take that kiddie meal: grilled cheese with diced onions and sausage and a side of tomato soup with grated parmesan cheese
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 7:44 pm
Guess I’m a big fat liar. That’s some kinda kiddie meal….and I’d be pyssed if someone put that in fronta me….BUT, nice tidy poster
Silverheart - January 7, 2013, 7:30 pm

I know I can't disagree. Of course, there are other definitions. But this is a good 'un. 5Ls


THE GLARE -


TAGS: michelle obama carla bruni sarkozy glare
Rating: 3.53/5

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caddyman - August 15, 2010, 6:23 am
Showing her true colours there, isn't she?
Justice_falls - October 27, 2009, 7:00 pm
She's what we call "The Intern"...
Helena - August 31, 2009, 6:32 am
holy ****. thats one hateful glare.


white boy autopsy -


TAGS: wild cherry
Rating: 4.68/5

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Oldsod - August 3, 2014, 7:28 am
Coffee on keyboard...now, I have that stuck in my head. 5'd and faved!


FUTILE -


TAGS: death watches chair night
Rating: 4.68/5

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gas - December 17, 2011, 11:48 am
ok thanks ;) it didn't seem to be well-known
Reality Lord - December 17, 2011, 10:25 am

future reference...you might want to quote the source.
LiquidAngel - December 17, 2011, 8:59 am
No it wasn't me. I found this while searching for some books a friend recommended me. The book it's from is called dark side of the moon by Sherrilyn Kenyon
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:45 am
is that yours LA? a search on google brings me to a novel someone's writing (I wondered if it was you)


DIVORCE - You take the car, I'll take the truck.




CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: censor man steak baby chew
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 3:43 am
Absolutely, so many his quotes are still Epic today it's amazing...
Chrysophase2003 - March 31, 2012, 1:59 am
Excellent Mark Twain quote. Always one of my favorite authors.
Rick69 - March 29, 2012, 8:48 pm
Thank you, ladies & gentlemen, thank you... I'm here all week, every week... But you guys are the ones who make me who I am (insert bow here...)
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:13 pm
Rick, yer on 5ome kinda roll
Preacher Man - March 29, 2012, 5:13 pm
Truer words have rarely been uttered.


DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.


TAGS: sammich women men kitchen funny
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:04 am
is that BACON on those sammiches??? Dreams really do come true..


TEACHERS - Those who can, teach. Those who can't, teach teachers.




CHEAP WINE - helping us live the poetry that we cannot write


TAGS: cheap wine day
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:43 pm
Despite Derek's kudos, this is a great one.
gil - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
thank you Derek
Derek - February 28, 2010, 3:38 pm
Your best (I think) *****


INFIDELITY -


TAGS: girl gun field cheater
Rating: 3.69/5

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The Goat - February 5, 2010, 7:00 pm
you 'coming out' is probably why she got the gun in the first place!


SPARTA -




OUTLOOK ON SHTUFF -




FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.


TAGS: sniper cheating dating
Rating: 3.21/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:50 am
Honey, does this .50 caliber sniper rifle make me look fat?
Bardon - October 15, 2010, 4:26 am
Did you mean "Faithfulness" or am I missing something - which I gladly concede may well be the case.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 9:10 pm
how do i bost the contrast? (sorry, but i'm pretty new to this)
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:48 pm
I'll give it a 4 on the caption. If you run, you just die tired.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2010, 6:43 pm

if you can't find a better pic try bumping the contrast up a bit....but only if its like a really killer pic.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 6:40 pm
son of a bi- .... it didn't look pixeleated in the preveiw... sorry.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 6:39 pm
I tried to tell you to find a better pic but instead you just found another pixelated one. 3L is the best you will get for this


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.


TAGS: bush mission accomplished douche
Rating: 2.27/5

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Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am
Wörd!


DOUCHEBAG - An undesirable individual who embraces MTV culture to the point of extremes.


TAGS: demotivational douchebag douche
Rating: 2.63/5

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Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 12:30 am
Why are they making b***erflies with their hands?
pervo - December 5, 2008, 4:16 am
Why aren't those faces orange? I think they're just would-be douchebags.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 8:53 pm
I do not in any way endorse those rejects.
honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:19 pm
wow that really is alot of douchebags..


TECHNICALLY WHISKEY IS A SOLUTION -


TAGS: whiskey bushmills chemistry solution
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - November 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
"A," not "the" solution.


UNFORTUNATELY -


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.2/5

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Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.


MARK YOUR CALENDARS -


TAGS: back to the kitchen
Rating: 4.55/5

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NickDahlmier - March 10, 2016, 11:03 am
Back when there was spaghetti & macaroni... But no pasta!


STUCK - Giving up is an option




TRUTH HURTS -


TAGS: love loss relationship dumped grilled cheese
Rating: 4.77/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:43 pm
He's already dating Éowyn.
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
Solid. 5/5
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:53 am
*mumbles grumbles something about typos* Find someone else who makes YOU happier than they ever did
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:52 am
The best way to get even=Find someone else who makes happier than they ever did


Dear Lord -


TAGS: baby head headache
Rating: 4.72/5

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Thedge - October 21, 2014, 11:29 pm
Great image and truth. Thank you,


NORM PETERSON - The Undisputed Heavyweight of One-liners and witty repartee


TAGS: norm cheers beer one liners
Rating: 3.78/5

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tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:30 am
You suck. Please die.
Ed-Hyde - August 11, 2009, 7:58 am
still lol'ing myself


WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power




TEACHERS - Wish they could teach this way


TAGS: freud teachers funny baseball unconscious
Rating: 2.55/5

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Paul Barfoot - June 21, 2008, 4:38 pm
We really do.


NEW YORK METS - Seriously. You are the worst team in the history of the world. Just give up already.


TAGS: baseball terrible douche
Rating: 2.47/5

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FuckMets&Yankees - September 30, 2008, 1:23 pm
how do u pick up an all star or 2 every off season and still suck so bad?


CHANCES ARE -


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

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fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I f***ing did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal


H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N - LOVING THE THINGS THAT GO "BUMP" IN THE NIGHT


TAGS: love hawt witches
Rating: 4.33/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 29, 2011, 5:59 pm
BUMP


LIFE -


TAGS: cheers
Rating: 4.72/5

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GaryO - March 14, 2014, 7:33 pm
Geez, Oldy, how’d you dig up this relic?...and yeah, potato, tomato…anything to try to focus on. It keeps the bar from spinning.
Oldsod - March 14, 2014, 5:15 pm
Lemon...lime...when you're three sheets in, a potato will do just as well...Cheer5!!
Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:36 am
Down the hatch.
GaryO - March 28, 2012, 9:22 pm
‘he’ is a drunken idiot that doesn’t know a lemon from a limey…..work with 'him'
11B - March 28, 2012, 3:00 pm
I see the lime, but where is the lemon he speaks of?
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:50 am
I Could Use One Right Now!


LUNCH - I like a bacon cheeseburgers because it’s nice to know at least two separate animals died to satisfy my hunger


TAGS: cheeseburger paradise frank j imao
Rating: 4.09/5

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sickartist - December 24, 2009, 5:35 am
Or at least maimed
Cubbybear - December 23, 2009, 11:21 pm
Wow! 5/5


CHEMISTRY - Good Grades Vs Getting laid Choose your Destiny


TAGS: chemistry grades score
Rating: 3.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 5:19 pm
Shucks, I got neither!


MERCY - I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. - Abraham Lincoln




CHESS - done right


TAGS: chess
Rating: 4.22/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:49 pm
Battle spork!
Axis - June 22, 2012, 1:59 pm
tell me something I dont know lol
noiretnopal - June 22, 2012, 2:53 am
Japanese people are just weird
Axis - June 20, 2012, 2:19 pm
lol
robbidos - June 19, 2012, 1:41 am
Make me your pawn


THE SHORT BUS - It is kind of hard denying you ride it when it is parked in your kitchen


TAGS: shortbus kitchen
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2012, 1:33 pm
*snicker* I'd tell everyone it was there to pick up my kid sister.


MUSTACHE EPIEMIC -


TAGS: mustache epidemic children wytch
Rating: 3.96/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:34 pm
It looks like Daffy Duck was here!


LIGHTEN UP. - Francis.




MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.


TAGS: cannibal corpse butchered at birth death metal chris barnes
Rating: 2.42/5

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Alec - March 7, 2009, 8:24 pm
i spotted a albino baby LOL


INFIDELITY -


TAGS: cheating affair relationship lies
Rating: 4.71/5

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GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:40 am
and you smell of deceit, and b*** lube....5L


CANADA'S TRAGEDY -


TAGS: french fries with gravy and curdled cheese
Rating: 4.56/5

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CANADA - April 16, 2010, 9:01 pm
molson only makes good commercials. leave beer to the real men
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:05 pm
If that's how canada is, I'm not impressed.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:50 pm
Not much better than Molson Dry, was it?
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 7:46 pm
I had a Molson Ice once.
CANADA - April 16, 2010, 1:50 pm
don't bad mouth the poutine, its as addicting as crack.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:17 am
Smoking it more like......My latest poster will make it clear...once it's approved.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 10:14 am
Chewing the wrong cud again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:02 am
Again......I'm Retarded......What is wrong with me today?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:57 am
I'm retarded...... "British culture"....................................BTW, we all have Asian technology.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:52 am
I would have ignored it if it weren't for the "American culture" comment........Some things can't be forgiven...XD
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:48 am
Great people the whole way... except for one guy in Toad River BC
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:47 am
It's a joke guys. I thought Canadians were a happy, friendly kind of people. And yes Mr. Heap, I drove down the Alaska Hwy. in Feb. of '87
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:44 am
Sorry Iceman....1L......even your stereotypes make no sense.
TheTrashHeap - April 16, 2010, 9:36 am
American Culture? Not f***in likely! Have you ever been to Canada Ice?


TIM TEBOW - Because mel gibson doesnt play football.


TAGS: tebow gibson douchebag
Rating: 4.29/5

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Rudedog - December 25, 2012, 2:10 am
When did Tebow become an anti Semite. Is it the whole New Testament thing. Seemed like an pretty good guy to me. Can't throw for **** though.
EmilioDumphque - June 1, 2012, 10:21 pm
There's also the matter of ignoring Jesus's wishes regarding public prayer! Mathew 6:5
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:58 am
If he can learn to throw he will be great. Usually throwing isn't learned in the NFL, you're either born with the ability or you never get to the NFL. He works real hard at it so maybe he can learn it. Still wondering how they won 6 strait.
Airman - December 7, 2011, 12:15 pm
I live in Denver, and am not a big Broncos fan (grew up north of Oakland), but this has brought some relevance to what was going to be another 4-12 season. He works hard and is amazing when it is crunch time. Not sure Elway is enamored. But it's fun
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 7:12 am
Good point, that does make sense.
RonE - December 7, 2011, 5:22 am
It's not hate. Most of us think he is overrated "professional" player. When he has shown through play he is worth all that hype (professionally) might be a different story. Until then, just another rookie starter. (He is getting better weekly)
caveman - December 7, 2011, 1:24 am
I think people just hate on him because he is different, in the way he represents himself, and the way he plays QB.
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 1:04 am
I don't understand why some people hate on Tim Tebow. What did he ever do to anyone?


SALEM, MASS., CIRCA 1692 - There are no witches...there are no witches...


TAGS: women witches denial
Rating: 4.2/5

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lindasuekristen - July 22, 2013, 4:53 pm
awesome picture!
ughomer - December 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Wow!


NIETZSCHE IS LOADING - Nietzsche is still loading




CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.


TAGS: cheating boyfriend girlfriend love hate
Rating: 4.56/5

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mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:01 am
This has to be remembered...;)


HITLER VS BUSH - ...it's really unfair* to compare them ... * to Hitler


TAGS: republicans conservatives neo cons bush cheney hitler iraq funny
Rating: 3.19/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:44 pm
Although this poster is old and politic based as well as the root of a lot of stuck up farts to get out all the **** in their system... one word people: Humour (or Humor doesn't matter) learn it, use it, life is a lot simpler if you see the funny therein.
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:42 pm
Nice one Hammy, seeing the good in the bad XD
Hawamleh - July 17, 2011, 5:59 pm
I ate a pretzel today, it was good. this poster is old.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2011, 10:01 pm
This poster dates from before politics were expelled from Motifake....some were left behind in the move.
arisboch - July 16, 2011, 9:53 pm
Wonderful, now motifake is getting filled with politfakes... And poor one like this, to boot. What a really lame Godwin's Law case... My goodness, pal, you suck.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:34 am
Ed Hyde: You mean that show with Rhonda Shear?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:58 pm
There are tons of anti Bush, Palin, McCain, conservative posters. They just tend to be hateful and suck so they get rated low. Besides, when you're running the show, you're the the one that draws attention. Now you libs are sensitive after attacking Bush?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:55 pm
1. I saw some of the intel that the Iraqi war was based on so did Congress who authorized the war. 2. Geneva Accords do not protect illegal combatants (terrorists/insurgents). 3. Bill of Rights protects US citizens, not terrorists.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
EGD, if I may ask, if politifakes tend to get rejected, why are there so many more anti Obama politifakes on the boards? At least let both sides get equal time or equal abolition, no?
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:37 pm
I also just noticed the little 'moderator' tag next to my name. That's pretty nifty.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:32 pm
Kspace, govt involvement in the free market causes damage. Stating Pres Bush lied to "illegally" invade Iraq, broke any Geneva Conv (I'm educated on them annually, you?), or that he "incinerated" the Bill of Rights shows you lie or just ignorant of facts.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 5:30 pm
i like seeing this kinda stuff.it remineds me that not all people follow a politians word like mindless zombies
agdaniele - September 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Clearly, their time would be better spent at BlueServo.
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:25 pm
This is why I reject politifakes. Because when I look through the comments, I have to deal with these textual abortions you people call comments. There are political forums for these kinds of things. Leave Motifake out of it.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:19 pm
I'm not going to waste any more time with you. If you honestly think socialized medicine is more horrible than lying to justify illegally invading a country, breaking the Geneva Accords and incinerating the Bill of Rights, you have no perspective.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:12 pm
There is nothing humorous about this ignorant attack. Also, it appears to me that you don't understand marxism, fascism and socialism (I haven't used Leninism). Also, this govt is a kleptocracy (look it up with the other words and educate yourself).
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 4:42 pm
You talk about s******ing party lines; if you had any understanding of the concepts of Marxism, Fascism, Socialism and Leninism you wouldn't so easily apply them to Obama. And your rantings about all of it...on a humourous political motifake...get a life
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:31 pm
that were spread to retake power in D.C. that they fed to the ignorant haters of this country and the rest of the world. Congrats, you s******ed the liberal party line. Careful of the hook, that's what's going to leave a mark.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:30 pm
Waste-o-space, if Pres Bush was criminal, then why wasn't he prosecuted? The Libs had Congress from 06-08. Clinton was impeached for purjury. Surely, the Dems could impeach if Bush was a criminal as you suggest. Unless, those allegations are complete lies
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:28 pm
Canada, no problem, bud. Good to see your priorities are in order. Good explaination on your media. Right now my country is so screwed up, I don't have time to look North. Thanks for the education.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:25 pm
references. This is disgusting and shows how many on the left attack people personally and visciously versus discussing positions. Also, I've never attacked Obama's race and have actually condemned those who do on this site.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:23 pm
Bart, Obama's policies/appointments/actions do show traits that are socialist, fascist, marxist and communist. That is different than comparing him to a mass murderer. I think it's extremely disgusting. In Germany, it's against the law to use Hitler
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 12:17 pm
WTFO, really, why do I feel qualified to judge the USA? Why does the USA feel qualified to judge the rest of the world? The fact is Bush's criminal incompetence has affected the entire world. And it's a small world. We all have a stake and a say.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
grand rapids is from work....pisses me off too
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
sorry, grand forks or fargo
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:13 am
honestly i can drive 4 hours to grand rapids and buy a truck load of 2x4s or drywall or plywood.the extra gas i costs me i can save inbuilding suplies. and they all say MADE IN CANADA!!! f***in libs!
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:10 am
so your dollar and what your polititions do has a very wide spread affect (at least in manitoba saskatchewan and alberta and half of ontario) on the busness sesctor of these companies. making it just s important to our future
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:07 am
all our raw good are sold to america cheap wherethey are refined/manufactured/whatever then sold back at top dollar
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:06 am
that makes these plant to expencive to operate so they sit inactive
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:05 am
but now many of our utilities and all our refining plants ar owned my american companys, which hire canadians who are highly unionized.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:04 am
our p**** lib politans were stupid enough to think that selling all our refining and manufacturing plant to forign companies would solve many of our unemploymant issues
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:02 am
what i was gona say is showin american politcs in canada is just as if not more important than or own because your politians have more controle over ur country than ours do
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:00 am
hey WTFO, sorry to blow you off like tht i had other (lady friend) thingfs going on.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
to post. At least he's not attacking Bush's race.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:59 pm
Wow, this is getting heated. All this over a joke? I mean, honestly, its not like worse hasn't been said about Obama.; People call him a socialist-communist-fascist just because he believes in universal healthcare. Bush isn't really Hitler, but its funny
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:54 pm
He continues to allow warrantless wire-***ping and that is a disgrace for sure.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:53 pm
What's Obama doing to the Constitution other than continuing what Bush did? Though that is no defence of Obama, I readily agree.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:52 pm
So yes. When the country I'm sworn to defend is in danger of being "fundamentally changed" (Obama), I take it seriously. When ignorant Americans are willing to viscerally attack people instead of policy and let freedom be torn down, I take it seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
that allows these corrupt politicians to destroy everything this nation stands for.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
Comparing any US politician to Hitler is serious. Especially when you claim that the POTUS is worse then this maniac who attempted genocide. You think this if funny but defend Obama and others who are destroying the Constitution. It's that kind of apathy
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:43 pm
Well...I think its funny. 5/5 Dude, WTFO, you take this stuff WAY too seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:38 pm
destroy the Constitution in some ignorant attempt at creating "social justice". Creating a US with tax-payers and tax-consumers. Your attack on Bush in context of Hitler is ignorant and disgusting. Stick to your country. You don't know squat about mine.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:36 pm
So you claim to know what is best or worst for the US? The man protected this nation from a 2nd attack for 7+ yrs. While I don't agree with every decision of his, he was far from the worst thing to happen to us. I give that title to liberals trying to
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 8:55 pm
Our media is actually quite diverse; and as to attacking America, no, I'm not attacking America--I'm attacking the single worst thing to happen to America since the Civil War; Bush's preziduncy might be over, but the repercussions of his **** will go on
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:36 pm
Wow, that is screwed up. I wonder if your media (which from my research shows it's largely a mouthpiece for your govt) is trying to distract you from your politicians failures by pointing your attention South.
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
another survy showed that news brodcasts where airing american politics 3 to 1 versu canadian. and that was during our election
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
only 43% of canadians knew what date our own election was. it was only a month apart
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
my countries politics is just as twisted as anyone elses.just ours is so small scale compared to yours. I watched the results of a survey as it was being done. 78%of canadians knew what date the americans election for obama would take place
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
So Kspace, if you're from Canada what is you obsession with Pres Bush? Is your country's politics so boring you have to attack us? As far as the "polite" part of N. Am., there are a few here (not all) including you that counter that claim.
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:34 pm
uh-huh.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
i don't know what your talking aboot, eh? you have the right to be wrong, even in America's hat
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:00 pm
Ah I see...so everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless they disagree with you? And no, I'm not British; I'm from Canada--the polite part of North America.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
you mentioned the "lies" of the past 8 years, so i took you for an obama supporter, my b
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
there's only a "u" in those words if you're from that faggy tea drinking country where everyone smells, has bad teeth, and doesn't know the difference between biscuits and cookies
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 2:30 pm
Who said a d*** thing about Obama? Not I. He hasn't impressed me much yet, though he's already taken significantly less vacation time than his predecessor did. Oh: "Humour", "Neighbour" "Favour", "Colour", "Flavour" all take "U"s in them, thank you.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:28 pm
for all you dumbasses, i mean obama supporters, riddle me this: why give billion dollar bailout to corporations rather than to main street if your goal is to stimulate the economy?? because he is a lying sack of **** who paid off his debts with our money
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:21 pm
speaking for myself, i hate obama and his policies. he is a lying sack of **** that will flip flop on any issue to further his own misguided agenda. he is a disgrace to our founding fathers and to this Nation. he is also a racist.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:13 pm
yea the obama admin is a f***ing model of transparency just like he promised. maybe if you pulled your head out of your a** you could see this, and then maybe you'll learn how to spell the word "Humor" ya bloody wanker
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 11:17 am
Constant lies? The last eight years the constant lies were coming straight from the White House...really...don't go there.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:38 am
Speaking for myself, I don't hate the POTUS, just his policies. But you aren't tired of the constant lies and Bush hate from the past 8 years? It's only been 7 months but you're tired of that? Sensitive, maybe?
Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 12:46 am
I think its funny, a nice break from all the Obama hate lately. 5/5
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:41 am
I don't know if this counts as humor or just a really delayed attack based on ignorance and hatred. Either way it barely deserves 1 lion.
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 8:09 pm
Well you're certainly entitled to your opinion. And humour is relative anyway. Personally, I love crass, tasteless and even racist humour, if only because I enjoy how much it offends some people's sensibilities.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 1:37 pm
It's just not funny. I grew up on B movies on USA Up all night. I'll laugh at nearly anything. Its just not even close to being funny. If you'd compared him to Hobbes, or even to a blow up doll. That would have been funny. Maybe add a pushpin . . .
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 11:33 am
I'm sorry Ed, I don't remember even mentioning the Holocaust in my pic, or for that matter, in my comments. Perhaps you should invest in a sense of humour and irony?
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:16 am
Oh, I get it. Its sarcasm when you describe the holocaust as infringing on civil liberties. Oh, absolutely I get it now. Yer so clever.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:15 am
Really? I mean, really? coming up on a year since the guy left office. Really??
CANADA - September 8, 2009, 8:44 am
if iraq had any allies bush may have caused a war also
Sean - September 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
So yer sayin' Wilde and Knowles used to be an item?
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well then Claire, you have no issue with me. You have an issue with Oscar Wilde and John Knowles, from whom these quotes originated. I think THEY knew what they were talking about more than you.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:10 pm
I don't think Kspace and Rollseyes really know what they're talking about.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 8:36 pm
Hey WTFO, I think I just got called a Neocon Bu****e. Me. Unless that was sarcasm.
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
Sarcasm: The lowest form of wit, AND The protest of the weak.
Kspace - September 7, 2009, 6:43 pm
Sarcasm: Utteryly lost on Neocon Bu****es.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 6:03 pm
Were you actually trying to say that this is an unfair comparison ... to Hitler? Because that's not how the asterisk works.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:01 pm
I agree with Really. Godwin's Law.
really - September 7, 2009, 6:00 pm
we all know bush was a dumbass but to compare him to hitler is stupid. Hitler caused a world war and was sending an entire religion to DEATH camps where they were thrown into ovens even women and children. I worry about how stupid the world has gotten!


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